I’m Reina, and this is my brain.Tumblr (3.0; @reinag)http://reinag.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxtoz4GE11qzqvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lickypickystickyfree.tumblr.com/post/17111595499/a-few-if-you-owe-someone-money-always-pay-them" target="_blank">lickypickystickyfree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A few:</p> <ul><li> If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.</li> <li>Always toast before doing a shot.</li> <li> Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.</li> <li>Change your toast at least once a month.</li> <li><strong> Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.</strong></li> <li> Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.</li> <li> Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.</li> <li>If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He’ll get the message.</li> <li>Always have a corkscrew in your house.</li> <li> If you don’t have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.</li> <li><strong> It’s okay to drink alone.</strong></li> <li><strong> If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.</strong></li> <li>Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.</li> <li><strong> If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.</strong></li> <li>If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.</li> <li>Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.</li> <li>Rules are made to be broken.</li> <li>Bottoms up!</li> </ul></blockquote>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24103408743http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24103408743Wed, 30 May 2012 20:58:36 -0500drinkingruleslife advice<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jilyNfpM1r88qbco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24090343059http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24090343059Wed, 30 May 2012 17:55:57 -0500gpoyrelationships<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c9z4PDtM1rsjwzco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24078069666http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24078069666Wed, 30 May 2012 14:59:18 -0500advicelife advicerelationships<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4iagblC6K1qz5tgbo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitewhine.com/post/24002092463/sound-logic-from-the-future-leaders-of-our-nation" target="_blank">whitewhine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sound logic from the future leaders of our nation</p> </blockquote>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24037534539http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24037534539Tue, 29 May 2012 20:54:01 -0500social justicelolfunnyeducationratemyprofessoryou peoplesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43seiZTgG1qhdqi3o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24024166250http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/24024166250Tue, 29 May 2012 17:51:49 -0500twilight-zonehenry bemistime at lasttv<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l8l9iwrR1r3gb6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“They melvined me” - Death</p>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23971305684http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23971305684Mon, 28 May 2012 20:53:32 -0500bill and tedwilliam sadlerkeanu reevesalex wintersmovies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o1wpXuyD1rpzy4vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23947105908http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23947105908Mon, 28 May 2012 14:48:35 -0500georgegeorge costanzagpoyseinfeld<iframe src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify:track:0nYcq8VvWQCT81CDivJyTH&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" style="width:500px;height:580px;"></iframe><br/><br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23902841925http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23902841925Sun, 27 May 2012 20:59:52 -050080smusictears for fears<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s7z5QmwL1qeq14no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23891971393http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23891971393Sun, 27 May 2012 17:57:39 -0500xmenwolverinecomicsgeekery<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0oej1adBS1qmn3eco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23880897941http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23880897941Sun, 27 May 2012 14:57:32 -0500catscivilizedcat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uu1naA3H1qjqzoeo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uu1naA3H1qjqzoeo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23834713245http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23834713245Sat, 26 May 2012 20:59:37 -0500stephen colbertjesushomosexualitygaygay rightsbible<iframe src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify:track:5dRQUolXAVX3BbCiIxmSsf&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" style="width:500px;height:580px;"></iframe><br/><br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23824680388http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23824680388Sat, 26 May 2012 17:58:02 -0500The Outfield80smusicYour Love<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48lutaQpP1qzj29bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>T-shirt <a href="http://www.levelupstudios.com/peach-nouveau" target="_blank">here</a>.  Do want.</p>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23814484472http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23814484472Sat, 26 May 2012 14:57:33 -0500PeachPrincess Peachwantsuper mario brotherstshirtmuchaAlphonse Muchaart nouveau<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfellZmDZ1qj9r1co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23769857662http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23769857662Fri, 25 May 2012 20:51:01 -0500minimalismback to the futuredeloreanmoviesmovie poster<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3y0oiHFd91r5shcso1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3y0oiHFd91r5shcso2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23758858350http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23758858350Fri, 25 May 2012 17:56:25 -0500abedcommunitygpoysocial cue<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4juj1f2iZ1qzj29bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@Beau-Bafett</p>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23748298591http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23748298591Fri, 25 May 2012 15:03:59 -0500gpoysleepyheadtshirt<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42o9uwwG41qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/23107874216/ingenious-invention-of-the-day-introducing-spork" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Ingenious Invention of the Day:</strong> Introducing <a href="http://www.perpetualkid.com/spork-chops.aspx" target="_blank">Spork Chops,</a> the $3.99 answer to our pork-fried-rice-eating prayers. Also, the cumbersome <a href="http://thedailywh.at/2009/03/17/16269/" target="_blank">Chopsticks Aid</a> just wasn’t <strike>cutting</strike> shoveling it.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.thegreenhead.com/2012/05/spork-chops.php" target="_blank">greenhead</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23709440778http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23709440778Thu, 24 May 2012 21:01:05 -0500spork chopschopsticksfoodamazingwantinvention<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Gvj8ZEnNrQY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Even in one of the world’s shittiest weeks, Sam Rockwell dancing will make me happier.</p>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23685730741http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23685730741Thu, 24 May 2012 15:01:15 -0500Sam Rockwelldancingscreen testvideoconfessions of a dangerous mind<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4i1z8hRjJ1qzj29bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@Beau-Bafett</p>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23647508272http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23647508272Wed, 23 May 2012 21:00:55 -0500gpoytshirtthreadlesssleepyhead<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m226x366ci1qazx4ao1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m226x366ci1qazx4ao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m226x366ci1qazx4ao5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m226x366ci1qazx4ao4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m226x366ci1qazx4ao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m226x366ci1qazx4ao8_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m226x366ci1qazx4ao7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m226x366ci1qazx4ao6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m226x366ci1qazx4ao9_r4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23634711708http://reinag.tumblr.com/post/23634711708Wed, 23 May 2012 18:02:48 -0500cameron fryeferris buellerjohn hughes