I sleep on the couch when you’re not here, because it’s less lonely than sleeping in a bed for two.
I want to eat your face… But like, in a good way
LES PAUL DIED? D:
growingup: 2009 SUMMER OF DEATH CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM.
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Girl: You know I'm falling for you, right?
Guy: Really? I did not see that coming.
Girl: Why don't you come over? I know it's late, but I really wanna see you.
Guy: Aren't you seeing someone else now?
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10 Guys No One Should Ever Date
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